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Lawrence a écrit:

C'est le cas de le dire !...

Tiens, Ini... il y a quelques jours j'ai pensé à lui.
Canadien anglophone, il était des nôtres depuis encore MSN... faisant des efforts surhumains pour s'exprimer en français...

Plus de nouvelles, disparu !

SEX THINGS

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I
don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings.... '

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't'
and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly,
and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small..

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with
the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life ?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men
still sleep with their wives !

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For the last few years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or
say, have been stymied by that modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’..
Although I consider myself reasonably fluent in English, that term was not in my vocabulary.
Curiosity got the better of me so I decided to do a little research, and after two weeks of chasing fruitless
leads, I found what I’d been looking for at the Truman Library and Museum
in Independence Missouri.
An unnamed source there sent me copies of four telegrams between
then-President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur on the
day before the actual signing of the WW2 Surrender Agreement in September
1945..

The contents of those four
telegrams below are exactly as received at
the end of the war - not a word has been added or deleted!

(1) Tokyo,Japan

0800-September 1,1945
To: President Harry S Truman

From: General D A MacArthur

Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

(2) Washington, D C

1300-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur

From: H S Truman

Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese
when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because
some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically
correct!


(3) Tokyo, Japan

1630-September 1, 1945

To: H S Truman

From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term
politically correct mean?



(4) Washington, D C

2120-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz

From: H S Truman

Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a
piece of shit by the clean end!

Now, with special thanks to the Truman Museum and Harry himself,
you and I finally have a full understanding of what

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’ really means.....

Allo !

A chap goes to Thailand and picks up a lovely new wife.

A year later his mate at the golf club asks “How’s that lovely wife you picked up in Thailand?”

“She died – rather suddenly”

“Oh I am sorry – what happened?”

“Prostate cancer”!!!!

What's the difference between a man going out of church and a woman going out of her bath ?

The man has his soul full of hope and the woman... (well...i can't go further...i gotta to let you guess )

Sorry. I speak english only a bit

The man has his soul full of hope and the woman... (well...i can't go further...i gotta to let you guess Embarassed )


Rhôôôôô, Quantat : à une heure de grande écoute !

Why "can't go further" you have a problem ?

He cannot go where ? I dont understand

I understand. I have translate further with google

sur le coup je croyais que c'était un grand peintre autrichien

Rick Hunter a écrit:

sur le coup je croyais que c'était un grand peintre autrichien

Adolf ?

What ? I dont understand

Lawrence a écrit:

Rick Hunter a écrit:

sur le coup je croyais que c'était un grand peintre autrichien

Adolf ?

AAaah !!! pas de mauvais esprit, hein ? c'était effectivement un grand peintre...injustement méconnu, voire méprisé par les nantis..

C'est pour ça qu'il était trrrrrès colère après

Je crains qu'en France ce soit tout le promontoire rocheux qui cède, entrainant dans l'abîme le politicard et les moutons !

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kalawasa qui pense que C dans l'air a écrit:

Je crains qu'en France ce soit tout le promontoire rocheux qui cède, entrainant dans l'abîme le politicard  et les moutons !

Ben oui, c'est conforme à la doxa jacobine : le nivellement par le bas !

kalawasa a écrit:

Eddie a écrit:

Ben oui, c'est conforme à la doxa jacobine : le nivellement par le bas !

Et pourtant le record de France d'admis au bac a été battu !(nivellement par le bac ?)

En effet, le bac est, de ces jours, au niveau de certificat de notre époque et de plus nous écrivions sans faute à 12 ans !!!!!

A qui la faute ?