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... et on nous explique que Trump serait mal recu a l'etranger.

No Red Carpet, Tarmac Trouble: China Snubbing Obama at G20 Summit?

Taruni Kumar
Yesterday, 11:29 pm

China may be too aware that US President Barack Obama’s ongoing visit to China for the G20 Summit is his last Asia trip while in office. There’s been trouble from the American President’s very first step, which he could not take because there was no staircase for him to exit the plane and descend on the red carpet. The internal stairs of the President’s plane Air Force One had to be used.
Theresa Fallon, Director of a foreign policy think tank tweeted a photo of Prime Minister Modi’s descent from his plane relative to Obama’s with the caption, “Spot the difference”.

[url=China may be too aware that US President Barack Obama’s ongoing visit to China for the G20 Summit is his last Asia trip while in office. There’s been trouble from the American President’s very first step, which he could not take because there was no staircase for him to exit the plane and descend on the red carpet. The internal stairs of the President’s plane Air Force One had to be used.]Suite...[/url]



Pas de tapis rouge pas meme de passerelle. Il a du descender par l'escalier de Air Force One!

Sylvette a écrit:

Donc au sujet d'Hillary sur le weather channel :

[url=http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/hillarys-shameless-storm-chasing/]Hillary’s Shameless Storm Chasing[/url]

En plus facile, si je peux me permettre :

https://www.lifezette.com/polizette/hillarys-shameless-storm-chasing/

Thank you, Thank you, Biloulou.

Pourtant je croyais bien avoir procede comme a l'accoutumee..

J'ai l'impression que la haine entre républicains et démocrates n'a jamais été aussi forte . Qu'en pensez-vous, Sylvette ?

http://www.ultimedia.com/deliver/generic/iframe/mdtk/01435628/src/uk8xfx/zone/1/showtitle/1/#

Sylvette a écrit:

Thank you, Thank you, Biloulou.
Pourtant je croyais bien avoir procede comme a l'accoutumee..

Encore raté !

Hillary’s Shameless Storm Chasing

C'est ça que je voulais faire... et vous aussi, probablement !

""""les importations de refugies deposes dans divers villes sans que ni les gouverneurs des etats ni les maires des communes ne soient mis au courant"""""

ah ? chez nous aussi on sait faire ça très bien !!!!

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concernant monsieur De Niro :

http://www.liberation.fr/societe/1998/03/02/de-niro-retour-sur-un-pseudo-martyr-judiciaire-l-enquete-de-frederic-n-gguyen-sur-un-reseau-de-prost_231888

""""""""Depuis trois semaines, la star américaine se livre à une véritable attaque en règle contre «la France des droits de l'homme», sa justice en général et le juge d'instruction parisien Frédéric N'Guyen en particulier. Lequel juge a osé mettre la star en garde à vue, le 10 février, afin de l'entendre à titre de témoin dans une affaire de proxénétisme international. """""


il a du oublié ce "petit incident"   ..............quand on monte à l'arbre il faut avoir le cul propre

Oui il a du oublier...

Arnold a egalement demande aux Republicains de ne pas voter pour Donald suite a la video rendue publique par le Washington Post... Il doit avoir des pertes de memoire, la semaine derniere il presentait officiellement son fils procree avec la dame de maison alors qu'il etait marie avec Maria Schriver sans oublier son manque de tenu scandaleux envers les femmes qui travaillaient avec lui quand il etait gouverneur de Californie. Masi bon... Il fait la joie des Democrates, qui eux ont oublie que Bill ne faisait pas que parler de ce qu'il aimerait faire a certaines femmes, il passait des mots a l'action avec le soutien de son epouse, Hillary.

Les Liberaux outres?

excellent le Dirty Dancing !!!!!

Est trètrètrès bon !  

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her  Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her  Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North & South Dakota,( which shall be handed back to the Indians).
Our new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.'  Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'  Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.  (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English.  We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.  The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3.  July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4.  You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists.  The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent.  Guns should only be used for shooting grouse.   If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6.  All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect.  At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.  Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7.  The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon.  Get used to it.

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8.  You will learn to make real chips.  Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9.  The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.  Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.  South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.  They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10.  Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.  Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.  Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11.  You will cease playing American football.  There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12.  Further, you will stop playing baseball.  It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America.  Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.  You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.  You must tell us who killed JFK.  It's been driving us mad.

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14.  An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15.  Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen !

1029 -

Sylvette a écrit:

Divers dwarfed by massive creatures

Curiosité linguistique le sunfish en anglais est le poisson lune en français. Une telle opposition diamétrale
de vue esplique bien des guerres fratricides entre grenouilles et rosbifs...

Found on the net!

Some of you are apparently "triggered". Because you are posting how "sick" you feel about the results.
How did this happen you ask?

Dear Democrats and Liberals.

I'm noticing that a lot of you aren't graciously accepting the fact that your candidate lost. In fact you seem to be posting even more hateful things about those of us who voted for Trump.

Some of you are apparently "triggered". Because you are posting how "sick" you feel about the results.
How did this happen you ask?

You created "us" when you attacked our freedom of speech.
You created "us" when you attacked our right to bear arms.
You created "us" when you attacked our Christian beliefs.
You created "us" when you constantly referred to us as racists.
You created "us" when you constantly called us xenophobic.
You created "us" when you told us to get on board or get out of the way.
You created "us" when you forced us to buy health care and then financially penalized us for not participating.
You created "us" when you allowed our jobs to continue to leave our country.
You created "us" when you attacked our flag.
You created "us" when you confused women's rights with feminism.
You created "us" when you began to immasculate men.
You created "us" when you decided to make our children soft.
You created "us" when you decided to vote for progressive ideals.
You created "us" when you attacked our way of life.
You created "us" when you decided to let our government get out of control.
"You" created "us" the silent majority.

And we became fed up and we pushed back and spoke up.

And we did it with ballots, not bullets.
Share if you agree

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Sylvette a écrit:

(...)
You created "us" when you confused women's rights with feminism.
You created "us" when you began to immasculate men.
(...)

Il faut reconnaître qu'ériger la première assertion en postulat implique mécaniquement l'occurrence
de la seconde..

Sylvette enfourchant sa Kawazaki a écrit:

Kawazaka:

"Mais pourquoi uniquement "Nouvelles en langue anglaise", Sylvette?"

mais parce qu'il y a tres tres tres longtemps poster en anglais m'avait ete reproche tous les participants ne comprenant pas forcement l'anglais ou bien tout simplement bloquant ainsi l'apport d'informations non reportees en dehors des U.S.. (j'essaye toujours de trouver une solution aux problemes)
(...)

J'aime ce fil en anglais car il offre un autre regard sur l'actualité étatsunienne. Par ailleurs il est admis
d'y ajouter ses commentaires en francaoui. Même moi qui suis un irredeemable punster.

Eddie, à qui rien n'échappe, a écrit:

Sylvette enfourchant sa Kawazaki a écrit:

Cher Eddie, Kawasaki est le modèle pour hommes, tandis que Kawasaka est pour femmes !

1035 -

kalawasa a écrit:

Eddie, à qui rien n'échappe, a écrit:

Sylvette enfourchant sa Kawazaki a écrit:

Cher Eddie,  Kawasaki est le modèle pour hommes, tandis  que Kawasaka est pour femmes !

Brillant !

Sur ce coup dans votre Bonneville vous allez faire un Tr(i)ump(h) ! (Orthographe vérifiée par Norton)

Trump to name Priebus Chief of Staff

President-elect Donald Trump on Sunday appointed Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus as his White House chief of staff.

Trump also announced that campaign CEO Steve Bannon, the executive chairman of Breitbart News, will be his chief strategist and senior counselor.  

Bannon was notably given top billing in the press release announcing the appointments, a curious arrangement given that White House chief of staff is typically considered the most powerful West Wing job
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Une interview de George Soros refait surface - Merci d'ignorer la photo d'Hillary en marionnette (meme si elle est exacte) l'interview elle a ete conduite par CBS (pas exactement une chaine de droite..)



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[b]The Trade of the Century: When George Soros Broke the British Pound[/b]

"If you’re looking for a take away from this story, that’s one of them. The amount of money sloshing around global markets is so enormous that it can bring even the British government to its knees in one day.  Another takeaway is that regulations like this can create unexpected loopholes, and someone more clever than the politicians will eventually spot it."

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Top 10 reasons George Soros is dangerous

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The Jewish People versus George Soros

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Grace a WikiLeaks:

Clinton emails: Billionaire Soros said he regretted backing Obama

Bien evidemment ni Obama, ni Clinton, ni les leaders democrats n'ont la moindre intentions de demander l'arret des emeutes et le retour au calme, sachant que Soros en est responsables...

George Soros Backs Hillary Clinton For President In 2016

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Lawrence a écrit:

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her  Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her  Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North & South Dakota,( which shall be handed back to the Indians).
Our new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

-----------------------


1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.'  Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'  Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.  (look up 'vocabulary').

------------------------


2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English.  We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.  The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

-------------------


3.  July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

-----------------


4.  You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists.  The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent.  Guns should only be used for shooting grouse.   If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

----------------------


5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

----------------------


6.  All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect.  At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.  Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

--------------------


7.  The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon.  Get used to it.

-------------------


8.  You will learn to make real chips.  Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

-------------------


9.  The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.  Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.  South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.  They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

---------------------


10.  Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.  Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.  Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

---------------------


11.  You will cease playing American football.  There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

---------------------


12.  Further, you will stop playing baseball.  It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America.  Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.  You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

--------------------


13.  You must tell us who killed JFK.  It's been driving us mad.

-----------------


14.  An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

---------------


15.  Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen !

16. Gretsch guitars will now be made in England, so Quantat won't have to pay more than the price of a Duesenberg to be able to afford the Brian Setzer model.

J'ai quand même une inquiétude avec le 5. : c'est pas une arme redondante l'épluche légume ?

1040 -

quantat a écrit:

Lawrence a écrit:

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
(...)
5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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(...)

(...)
J'ai quand même une inquiétude avec le 5. : c'est pas une arme redondante l'épluche légume ?

Cher Quantat j'ai trouvé ce qu'il vous faut :



Je me méfie, ça me semble très dangereux pour les carottes... Je pense que pour le 2ème amendement
c'est râpé !!!